i used to call my wife pumpkin. "Pumpkin i'd say get the fuck off the lawn bitch, i just mowed it!' one day however, after she fell off bike and landed on my prize roses, i just snapped into a fit of rage and balled my fist into her thick hobbit like skull. She lay there in the middle of my front garden wailling in pain. surfice to say i am now spending the rest of my free life in a 2 by 2 meter cell with a guy known only to his close friends as "pumpkin pusher" i now wish i had killed the bitch so i would be sent to maximum security prison instead of this hell.
i used to call my wife pumpkin. "Pumpkin i'd say get the fuck off the lawn bitch, i just mowed it!' one day however, after she fell off bike and landed on my prize roses, i just snapped into a fit of rage and balled my fist into her thick hobbit like skull. She lay there in the middle of my front garden wailling in pain. surfice to say i am now spending the rest of my free life in a 2 by 2 meter cell with a guy known only to his close friends as "pumpkin pusher" i now wish i had killed the bitch so i would be sent to maximum security prison instead of this hell.