Lyric discussion by BjornValo 

Cover art for Flatbed Vampire lyrics by Ski Mask Sacrifice

This song to me, is about hillbillies who love their flatbed trucks too much and have sexual interface units installed in them so they can make love to them instead of a woman, as the woman would laugh at their homorously small genitalia.

Thus, we refer back to the song "Don't Molest My Zebra", to learn more about the hillbilly ways, most importantly, those of Macho Man Randy Savage.