Lyric discussion by gutterball 

Cover art for 1985 lyrics by Bowling for Soup

people love 2 criticize this band 4 making fun songs and i don't understand y. 2 many bands nowadays r depressing, while b4s keeps rock fun. this song is (like everclear's volvo driving soccer mom) a fun look at a suburban housewife who didn't get to live her teenage fantasies of becoming famous....the 80s references in there just add to the fun