\"dude, you all are faggots... 50 aint gay, and anyone who thinks he sucks, is just jealous they aint as famous as 50... the song\'s about how he thinks Ja and irv are pussies, and needa grow some balls... i agree, Ja Rule, is a poser... \"
I know i\'m so jealous that I\'m not an almost universally hated twat like 50 cent. Who needs popularity when you have fame and money. I wish I was talented enough to come up with lyrics like this :\"Take me to extasy without taking Extasy\" that had me laughing so hard, how the hell does he manage to come up with amazing jokes like that.
There are also deep lyrics like \"I can\'t say I love you I dont know what that means\", about how sex is better than friendship and romance, so true, also its how the traits that have been found in animals which cause even sheep to \'fall in love\', and are the reason behind most marriages and relationships are in fact completely non-existent and that proffesor 50 cent has found that humans never feel any feelings of love, just pure lust. I\'m sure that\'s completely true because he never lies and he\'s so much better than bands who can sing and play instruments. The Beatles could never have done what 50 cent did, they couldn\'t have written unimaginative songs about pussy, removed the tune element, not bothered to learn guitar, and talked quickly rather than sung, in an effort to sell out to middle-class white kids who think that they\'re hard.
The beatles couldn\'t have given boring personality-less interviews which show that 50 cent is the george bush of the music world, a complete loser who made it big through ridiculous strokes of good luck.
I\'ll leave you with some beautiful poetry from fifty himself...
\"Reminiscin\' on late nights when I try to lay up
but couldn\'t get off cause your baby would stay up
She even crashed the whip tryin\' to switch in the third lane
That\'s when I realized this bitch was a bird brain
\"
Now I\'m bet you\'re glad you bothered reading that.
\"dude, you all are faggots... 50 aint gay, and anyone who thinks he sucks, is just jealous they aint as famous as 50... the song\'s about how he thinks Ja and irv are pussies, and needa grow some balls... i agree, Ja Rule, is a poser... \"
I know i\'m so jealous that I\'m not an almost universally hated twat like 50 cent. Who needs popularity when you have fame and money. I wish I was talented enough to come up with lyrics like this :\"Take me to extasy without taking Extasy\" that had me laughing so hard, how the hell does he manage to come up with amazing jokes like that. There are also deep lyrics like \"I can\'t say I love you I dont know what that means\", about how sex is better than friendship and romance, so true, also its how the traits that have been found in animals which cause even sheep to \'fall in love\', and are the reason behind most marriages and relationships are in fact completely non-existent and that proffesor 50 cent has found that humans never feel any feelings of love, just pure lust. I\'m sure that\'s completely true because he never lies and he\'s so much better than bands who can sing and play instruments. The Beatles could never have done what 50 cent did, they couldn\'t have written unimaginative songs about pussy, removed the tune element, not bothered to learn guitar, and talked quickly rather than sung, in an effort to sell out to middle-class white kids who think that they\'re hard. The beatles couldn\'t have given boring personality-less interviews which show that 50 cent is the george bush of the music world, a complete loser who made it big through ridiculous strokes of good luck.
I\'ll leave you with some beautiful poetry from fifty himself...
\"Reminiscin\' on late nights when I try to lay up
but couldn\'t get off cause your baby would stay up
She even crashed the whip tryin\' to switch in the third lane
That\'s when I realized this bitch was a bird brain \"
Now I\'m bet you\'re glad you bothered reading that.