Well, I learned to drink
And I learned to smoke
And I learned to tell
A dirty joke
Oh, if that's all there is then there's no point for me
So please can I ask just why we're alive
'Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time?
And if you hang around too long you'll be a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an
....................And nothing ever makes no difference to a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an
Well, I learned to drink And I learned to smoke And I learned to tell A dirty joke Oh, if that's all there is then there's no point for me
So please can I ask just why we're alive 'Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time? And if you hang around too long you'll be a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an
....................And nothing ever makes no difference to a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an
love this song