I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy
Put it in a pile
Split it with my bitty
Fifty/fifty, down the the line
Kind of like the close encounters
Of the cavity kind
I'm talkin' licorice, kisses
Talkin' choca-dile smiles
I want candy
I gotta sugar tooth
Put on your shanghai, Sandy
'Cause I wanna knock boots
Lick a pepermint stick
'Til the lollipop droops
Gum drop that don't stop
'Til the litlot loose
Candy, candy
I need candy
Bubble gum and taffy
Get in my way punk
You're gonna get your ass beat, nasty
Do it 'til your daddy sees
Embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
Use a giant drill, bore straight into hell
Releasin' ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created
I need candy, want some candy
Eat candy 'til I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy
Give me candy, candy head
Where you keepin' all the candy
Who made you candy king
If you don't give me
I will make the ladies sing
Candy, do you want it
Candy on the way to school
Candy at school, at lunch
In the afternoon
Candy at school
on the way home from school
Candy at din, at din
Hooray
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
Said six, one-two Wharf Avenue
Right next to gentleman's club
I want candy, bubble gum and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy I'm her Hugh Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy
Put it in a pile Split it with my bitty Fifty/fifty, down the the line Kind of like the close encounters Of the cavity kind
I'm talkin' licorice, kisses Talkin' choca-dile smiles I want candy
I gotta sugar tooth Put on your shanghai, Sandy 'Cause I wanna knock boots
Lick a pepermint stick 'Til the lollipop droops Gum drop that don't stop 'Til the litlot loose
Candy, candy
I need candy Bubble gum and taffy Get in my way punk You're gonna get your ass beat, nasty
Do it 'til your daddy sees Embarass your whole family Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy Any kind'll do Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
Use a giant drill, bore straight into hell Releasin' ancient demons from a sleep forever spell So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created
I need candy, want some candy Eat candy 'til I'm dead I'll kill you for some candy Give me candy, candy head
Where you keepin' all the candy Who made you candy king If you don't give me I will make the ladies sing
Candy, do you want it Candy on the way to school
Candy at school, at lunch In the afternoon
Candy at school on the way home from school
Candy at din, at din Hooray
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess Come on down yo, here's the address Said six, one-two Wharf Avenue Right next to gentleman's club