Shoplifters of the World Unite Lyrics

Lyric discussion by mdeaves 

Cover art for Shoplifters of the World Unite lyrics by Smiths, The

yeh i know, all you people thinking every single smiths song is about being gay. Why the hell do you make up all these stupid insinuations? example: heaven knows im miserable now is about morrissey being miserable that he is gay. another example: asleep is about morrissey sleeping with a man coz if it was called sleep it wud be about him sleeping with a woman, yet another example: willaim it was really nothing must be about morrissey sticking his tongue down a lad called williams throat when he got drunk and he rings him up in the morning and says it was nothing. see how obvious was that? ok them examples wer not actually true but some ppl are actually stupid enough to go that far into it

That's hilarious