Oh Horatio Lyrics

Lyric discussion by phew 

Cover art for Oh Horatio lyrics by Tiger Lou

this may sound.. erm.. a bit strange, but is he gay? the chorus sounds gay. heh.

Gay? Haven't you ever heard of platonic love? Of "mancrushes"? Haven't you ever met a person whom you've desperately wanted to be near and talk to and impress, without the underlyring motif of getting them in bed? If not, I feel sorry for you.