What about before the "I left my man in Houston, TX" verse:
"What's shakin' Ms. Matronic?
Nothin' but my bacon, Mr. Shears..
You feelin' funky?
I feel so funky I don't know what to do with myself!
Damn, that's funky. What'chu gon' do when you're funky like that?
I said I'm gonna do the pony, and then I'm gonna do the jerk. I'll launch into the watuse(?).. because I know I betta work..."
What about before the "I left my man in Houston, TX" verse: "What's shakin' Ms. Matronic? Nothin' but my bacon, Mr. Shears.. You feelin' funky? I feel so funky I don't know what to do with myself! Damn, that's funky. What'chu gon' do when you're funky like that? I said I'm gonna do the pony, and then I'm gonna do the jerk. I'll launch into the watuse(?).. because I know I betta work..."
There are two versions, am I right?