Lyric discussion by plosion 

This is what i thought: Morrissey loves this girl who really loves Glenn. Morrissey is sad, and the frustration renders him hateful, so he's the one who wants to take a hatchet to poor glenn's ear.

But then again, i can more than relate.

@plosion Not even relatively close It's closer to the death of Joe Orton mixed with Morrisey's own imagination (though nothing to do with what you imagine)

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