Lyric discussion by bradbomb 

Cover art for The Mountie Song lyrics by Arrogant Worms, The

"Listen here you yankee punks, I've got a gun here and I'm not afraid to use it!" "He's gonna skirt us" "He's got ONE gun" "Well, how many guns you got?" "I got ten" "I got fourteen" "That makes twenty... one" "But where do you keep that many guns?" "In our tank" "You have a tank?!" "We didn't walk here" "Wh- where would you get a tank??" "Wal-Mart" "Oh"