Lyric discussion by Kenshin23 

Cover art for Sylvia's Mother lyrics by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

shel silverstein (wrote silly poems, funny cartoons in playboy magazine) wrote a number of dr. hook songs... and I'm fairly sure he wrote this one too.

anyway, i think it's intentionally overdone to mock the typical overdramatic love song.

Sylvia's Mother" is autobiographical, with songwriter Shel Silverstein drawing upon his unsuccessful attempt to revive a failed relationship. Silverstein had been in love with a woman named Sylvia Pandolfi, but she would later be engaged to another man. Desperate to continue the relationship, Silverstein called Pandolfi's mother, Louisa, but she instead told him that the love had ended.[4]

The lyrics tell the story in much the same way: A young man, despondent and near tears after learning that his ex-girlfriend (Sylvia Avery, with whom he had an earlier bad breakup) is leaving town, tries to telephone her to say...