This is the tale about Chris in his crazy, psychadelic uni days.
The "snow" refers Chris' burgeoning cocaine problem. He refused to share his huge stash with the other students wheo became resentful.
As a prankl, one of the female students pretended to faint outside of Chris' door, knowing that hewould not be able to resist the lure of a young maiden who could not put up a fight.
Sure enough he winched her into his room (he is only 3'2"), and went off to get some robes and a pointy hat to "bedeck" his lady in.
When he left the room, the girl went over to his table, piled high with columbia's finest. As not to damage the varnish on his priceless antique bureau desk, he had been doing his lines on a clander, decorated with pre raphelite woman (obviously). So the girl bent over to suck some of his stsh up, when chris came back into the room, and she jumped, causing the calender to become lodged in her eye.
Chris then took advantage of the situation and chained her up in his student dungeon, and made her his bride.
This is the tale about Chris in his crazy, psychadelic uni days.
The "snow" refers Chris' burgeoning cocaine problem. He refused to share his huge stash with the other students wheo became resentful. As a prankl, one of the female students pretended to faint outside of Chris' door, knowing that hewould not be able to resist the lure of a young maiden who could not put up a fight.
Sure enough he winched her into his room (he is only 3'2"), and went off to get some robes and a pointy hat to "bedeck" his lady in.
When he left the room, the girl went over to his table, piled high with columbia's finest. As not to damage the varnish on his priceless antique bureau desk, he had been doing his lines on a clander, decorated with pre raphelite woman (obviously). So the girl bent over to suck some of his stsh up, when chris came back into the room, and she jumped, causing the calender to become lodged in her eye.
Chris then took advantage of the situation and chained her up in his student dungeon, and made her his bride.
They are still together till this very day.....