Pretty Pink Ribbon Lyrics

Lyric discussion by JustJulie 

Cover art for Pretty Pink Ribbon lyrics by Cake

"pretty pink ribbon" ... "sticky little kitten" ... "tight little denim" It's definitely about a female getting away with stuff & getting advantages simply because of being female. I think the ticket reference is more about not receiving traffic tickets than being given free tickets.
" Your muscles would bulge underground" Could this refer to Male anatomy? I don't think the cancer reference is literal; John doesn't write like that. I think the cancer is some unnamed personal flaw. And what about "lift this steaming herd ... kill all the sick ones ... bury them deep in the earth" ? Is this referring to male responsibility; men having to do the unpleasant physical tasks? And the idea that because of her frailness & femininity she's excused from these hardships.