Lyric discussion by manprettys_panties 

Cover art for Eight Easy Steps lyrics by Alanis Morissette

I think its just a self portrait, so to speak. She's just naming off the things she's done in the past, or maybe just things that she currently does and wants to defer other people from doing. The line, "I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best ," is supposed to signify that she's the master of all of these things. It is put into the form of a speech.