<font color=#ff66ff#><b>Your ideas are all valid, but I think it's more to do with a relationship ending badly, where the girl has dumped him and he's left in a bit of a state hence 'She Drove Me To Daytime TV'. He was in such a depression after she left, all he could do was sit around all day watching daytime tv. The last verse is his anger towards her for leaving him. He wants to cause her physical pain just like she's caused him emotional pain.</font></b>
<font color=#ff66ff#><b>Your ideas are all valid, but I think it's more to do with a relationship ending badly, where the girl has dumped him and he's left in a bit of a state hence 'She Drove Me To Daytime TV'. He was in such a depression after she left, all he could do was sit around all day watching daytime tv. The last verse is his anger towards her for leaving him. He wants to cause her physical pain just like she's caused him emotional pain.</font></b>