I think this song deals with the singer/speakers deep seated feelings of inferiority, especially towards, or infront of, women.
Because of his issues, the singer turns to Jesus, only to find that he cannot understand many of the words in the Bible, with this in mind, he finds he can only do one thing.
So he becomes AS GAY AS THE DAY IS LONG.
Unfortunately, men do not seem to like him much either, so, ultimately, with no other option left, he kills himself by over eating cottage cheese.
I think this song deals with the singer/speakers deep seated feelings of inferiority, especially towards, or infront of, women.
Because of his issues, the singer turns to Jesus, only to find that he cannot understand many of the words in the Bible, with this in mind, he finds he can only do one thing.
So he becomes AS GAY AS THE DAY IS LONG.
Unfortunately, men do not seem to like him much either, so, ultimately, with no other option left, he kills himself by over eating cottage cheese.