The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics

Lyric discussion by asutbone 

Cover art for The Weird Al Show Theme lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

From the short-lived "Weird Al Show," this song isn't supposed to make any sense. It's like "Oh Susanna", of which the second verse is "It rained so hard the night I left / The weather it was dry / The sun so hot I froze to death / Susanna don't you cry." Al's mostly making fun of the convoluted premises a lot of shows have.