Caliméro Lyrics

Lyric discussion by weezerific:cutlery 

Cover art for Caliméro lyrics by Stereolab

translation: I haven't smoked anything for Fifteen minutes sharp, I cough like crazy, It's really too unfair. A storm when I wake up, Ah what I savor! Two more in my sleep, It's really too unfair. I don't have blue eyes, Nor H-bombs for a chest, I don't lay eggs, It's really too unfair. I am Caliméro, the ugly black chick, Poor little low-life, poor little bastard, I am Caliméro, the ugly black chick. My personal husband, Seeps in between my sheets, He is dumb and cruel, It's really too unfair. My lover is a pervert, Impotant and old, He lends me to his father, It's really too unfair. Merciful God, Delicious God, fair God, Beware of the litigation, It's really too unfair.