Lyric discussion by dasduffer 

Cover art for Police Car lyrics by Cockney Rejects

Nice try but here's the real lyrics:

I like punk and I like Sham I got nicked over West Ham I'm a fool oh this is true For i all knew i was in the back with you

The pigs come in an hour later They were looking for a guy named Freddie Jasper Said we hadn't seen him they knew we lied For all we knew we were taken for a ride