Five-Finger Discount Lyrics

Lyric discussion by n_i_c_k 

Cover art for Five-Finger Discount lyrics by Choking Victim

hahaha this song is so about me!! stz or ez wrote perfectly in my view!! its brilliant all the thoughts that run through my head r in this song its jus brilliant. when i heard it i couldnt make out the lyrics, then i found out n was like hey!! yea i steal religously, bout 3-5 times a day, from toys, food and cds, its such a thrill, it feels like some movie or something, n its fun!! especially of the satisfaction of kinda getin somethin u want for free!! i once stole 30 items in one day, ten of which were punk records stupidly priced(fuckin sellout motherfuckers!) n the highest item i ever stole was a mini tv which was $110 which could get me in serious shit when ur over the $100 mark but under that its all good, worse comes to worse is u get banned from the store.WOW! go to wal mart of whatever(my fave) pick an item go to a camera free zone or off angle open package n stuff down your pants. u get better each time that it starts to feel like routine. its fun.im pretty poor especialy bein in college n tryin to make rent, i spend $0 a day cause of my new found stealing habit, whether its skipping train fares to bus fares u name it. n besides i steal also cause this governments fucked n it rips us off n they jack prices so insanely that all im basically doin is getting MY SHARE!!! SO GET YOUR SHARE TOO MOTHER FUCKERS! HAHA