Mayonnaise and Malaise Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Stoney 

Cover art for Mayonnaise and Malaise lyrics by Local H

First of all this song is called "Mayonnaise and Malaise" not "Mayonnaise and MALICE." What the hell??? Anyways this song kicks ass! I read somewhere that this is about when Scott, the lead singer, used to work for Subway and how much it sucked. Pretty obvious if you read the lyrics.