Santa's Creepy Secret Lyrics

Lyric discussion by simiankolya 

Cover art for Santa's Creepy Secret lyrics by Orgy

OH JEEZ, pedophilic mall santas! Parents tell little kids about Santa Claus and the kids believe the stories, then they suddenly wake up from the delusion. And realize exactly why none of their most precious Christmas wishes were ever fulfilled: Mom and Dad are really doing the job, and they're really cheap.