i have a different version. when she says 'he can waterski', mine says 'we watch him on tv'. where yours says 'we watch him on tv, mine says 'he acts atrociously'. when she says 'i'd fuck him if i could', mine says something like 'he hates me as much as i hate you'. when she says he can sometimes even fix the blender', mine says 'he can break my arm in seven places' (my favorite line).
I always thought it was about her boyfriend or something.
i have a different version. when she says 'he can waterski', mine says 'we watch him on tv'. where yours says 'we watch him on tv, mine says 'he acts atrociously'. when she says 'i'd fuck him if i could', mine says something like 'he hates me as much as i hate you'. when she says he can sometimes even fix the blender', mine says 'he can break my arm in seven places' (my favorite line).
I always thought it was about her boyfriend or something.