Jerk-Off Lyrics

Lyric discussion by SuZy Q 

Cover art for Jerk-Off lyrics by Tool

Obviously MJK explaining that no one person should be able to say what is wrong or what is right. And the "Jerk-offs" who set the standard for what is socially acceptable and what is not, have no right to set the standard.

"It's only wrong if you get caught." Means the "Jerk'offs" who set the standards do not follow them. Therefore he is tired of waiting for them to get caught in their wrong doings.

That is just my interpretation.