Lyric discussion by buhahtuh 

Cover art for The Swiss Army Romance lyrics by Dashboard Confessional

yeah this is definately a greta song... my take on it is that it was a first romance gone bad. probably in the sense that whoever this song is written to has changed.. ya know.. sold out... got i hate saying that... but anyway, he sings it like he is so bitter about it and then in the last verse the tempo changes to a more upbeat one and he looks and hopes for the future, whereas before he was just slanderizing the blue jean girl.. besides the obvious fake history part, i see her as having "sold out" when he talks about seeing her undone.. i think he means wthout her makeup and fake friends and history that she is actually a cool girl..my favorite line="Sleep with all the sheets off/baring your mattress/baring your soul"