Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by IronyIsForSuckers 

Cover art for Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't) lyrics by NOFX

this song is actually about animal rights. fat mike is taking the things meat eaters say to justify killing animals (pigs smell bad and roll in poo) and then apply them to humans (so do kids and elderly) to show that it doesnt make sense (i dont see you chop off an old man's feet, put them in a mason jar and pickle them). the song actually points out the hypocracy of the arguments people make to justify eating meat.