Lyric discussion by agenstthegrane 

Cover art for Amish Paradise lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

a local boy kicked me in the butt last week i just smiled at him, and turned the other cheek i really don't care in fact i wish him well because i'll be laughin my head off when hes burning n hell but i ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserves it an amish with a tool? you know that's unheard of i never wear buttons but i got a cool hat and my homies agree i really look good in black fool if you come to visit you'll be bored to tears we haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years but we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare we're just technologically impaired

there's no phones no lights no motorcar not a single luxury like robinson crusoe its as primitve can be

at least in the version i have that's there