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Mr. Torture Lyrics
"Welcome to the Torture Chamber",
Said the sign above the entrance,
Laughing as he takes you by the hand.
Looking like a manic savage,
Inside you can sense the anguish,
Theater of pain has just begun.
Mr Torture gives pain with his whips and his chains.
He knows just what you crave, Mr Torture.
If you're feeling alone, then just pick up your phone,
Dial 1-8-double 0-MR TORTURE.
Mr Torture sells pain.
Only 60 cents a minute
For his special brand of sinning.
Torrent guaranteed to blow your mind.
You can catch him on his website,
Has a live chat every weeknight.
Cyber-torture soon coming your way.
Mr Torture sells pain to the housewives in Spain.
He knows just what they crave. Mr Torture.
If you're feeling alone, then just pick up your phone.
Dial 1-8-double 0-MR TORTURE.
Mr Torture sells pain.
Handcuffed, bound, chained, and blinded,
Body, soul, and mind ignited,
Every sense is torn and ripped apart.
He's been banned in twenty countries,
Though he does it for the money.
He gets pleasure from hearing you scream.
Mr Torture gives pain with his whips and his chains.
He knows just what you crave, Mr Torture.
If you're feeling alone, then just pick up your phone,
Dial 1-8-double 0-MR TORTURE.
Mr Torture, Mr Torture sells pain.
Said the sign above the entrance,
Laughing as he takes you by the hand.
Inside you can sense the anguish,
Theater of pain has just begun.
He knows just what you crave, Mr Torture.
If you're feeling alone, then just pick up your phone,
Dial 1-8-double 0-MR TORTURE.
Mr Torture sells pain.
For his special brand of sinning.
Torrent guaranteed to blow your mind.
Has a live chat every weeknight.
Cyber-torture soon coming your way.
He knows just what they crave. Mr Torture.
If you're feeling alone, then just pick up your phone.
Dial 1-8-double 0-MR TORTURE.
Mr Torture sells pain.
Body, soul, and mind ignited,
Every sense is torn and ripped apart.
Though he does it for the money.
He gets pleasure from hearing you scream.
He knows just what you crave, Mr Torture.
If you're feeling alone, then just pick up your phone,
Dial 1-8-double 0-MR TORTURE.
Mr Torture, Mr Torture sells pain.
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About a fetish shop in spain, where women get spanked and stuff
I AM MR. TORTURE BRING YOUR LONELY WOMEN
This song is so rad. I like the way it's made to sound like he's actually a torture artist but it's really more of an S&M thing... is this actually a place or just something they made up?
I went to a Helloween concert here in Rio and Andi talked about the song right before playing it. He said they were watching TV one time and Grosskopf got a little drunk and started complaining about comercials. "They sell everything on TV! One day they´ll start selling pain!"
This song rocks big time! The music is ferociously dark, but the lyrics are so tongue-in-cheek silly I love it! I think it's just about the whole BDSM sort of lifestyle mixed with the sort of obsession people have with 'torture-porn' films ("Saw," "Hostel, etc.). I think it's safe to say this isn't based off of anything real. Just call him up on his 800 number for only .60 cents a minute and then check him out on his website for a live chat? I know I laugh out loud every time I hear the line "Mr. Torture sells pain to the housewives in Spain; He knows just what they crave, Mr. Torture." It's all in good fun, guys!