He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing

He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair but he doesn't get nervous
She's not really there

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing

Tour the world in a heavy metal band
But they run out of gas
The plane can never land

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing

What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb
When you're much too busy returning to the womb?

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing


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    I think this song is about a very opinionated and judgemental guy who never leaves his room for fear of being judged himself. He wants to fit into society but only on his own terms -which he believes can never happen. Hence the shoehorn with teeth. Touring the world with the heavy metal band, sitting on the chair with the girl all happen in his imagination while he's curled up in the fetal position in his bed. (returning to the womb)

    angryroboton July 15, 2006   Link

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