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If only we could turn our heads
Into melons
Then we could squeeze them
And they would produce
Delicious juice
If only we could turn our heads
Into breads
Then we could slice ourselves up
And make sandwiches
If only we could turn our heads
Into cheeses
We could jump into a mushroom omelette
And make it taste
Oh so much better
If only we could turn our heads
Into leaves of lettuce
Hanging out in the salad bowl
With tomatoes and carrots
Some blue cheese dressing on top
That would be quite fine, I think,
If only we could do that
But we can not
We can not turn our heads
Into any kind of food at all
It simply cannot be done
We must look elsewhere for answers
Into melons
Then we could squeeze them
And they would produce
Delicious juice
If only we could turn our heads
Into breads
Then we could slice ourselves up
And make sandwiches
Into cheeses
We could jump into a mushroom omelette
And make it taste
Oh so much better
Into leaves of lettuce
Hanging out in the salad bowl
With tomatoes and carrots
Some blue cheese dressing on top
That would be quite fine, I think,
If only we could do that
We can not turn our heads
Into any kind of food at all
It simply cannot be done
We must look elsewhere for answers
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Submitted by
weezerific:cutlery On May 12, 2002
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