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Detachable Penis Lyrics
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home
When it think it's gonna get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk, and the next morning
I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down
Every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
Then as I walked down Second Avenue
Towards St. Mark's Place
Where all those people
Sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home
When it think it's gonna get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk, and the next morning
I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down
Every time I take a leak
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
Then as I walked down Second Avenue
Towards St. Mark's Place
Where all those people
Sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
Complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
Song Info
Submitted by
weezerific:cutlery On May 12, 2002
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The song is about mobile phones. It was written in 1992 when mobile phones weren't as common as they are now, and people who had them were thought of as - "wankers" hence the term detachable penis. Clever none the less
CDs can be ripped
The interpretation about the girlfriend fits in some places, but why would loosing your girlfriend mean sitting down to piss? Also, a penis is about the most masculine thing you can get, so why compare it to a girl.
I love this song... and it has a vein of truth to it. All penises are detachable... just not so easily re-atachable.
that was STUPID
this song is hilarious! funniest line--''So I told them if it pops up to let me know''
i think that's the entire point of this song. to be stupid. i think it's really funny actually. i like the constant "detachable penis" chorus in the background.
shakespeare would probably have written something similar if he had lived just a little bit longer...
yo,jovew,what's with the www's?
wow, wyluda, you might just be right, but i like the simple version where its about a penis that you can take on and off =)
you know, listening to a bunch of his other songs, i really can't see that as being the 'real meaning' behind this one. it's just a bit of fun; over-analyzation always kills things.