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Friggin' In The Riggin' Lyrics
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his fuckin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Repeat Chorus to Fade
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his fuckin' organ
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
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What a song!!! I love it, well I think we all know what its about... teehee! My favourite part is : "The cabin boy was Flipper He was a fuckin' nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper " after a few times of listening to it, I finally got what it meant and I was like :-O
hee.. I was about to add this song.. :) I'm glad I checked first. Friggin great Sex Pistols song.
this is just a cover. it's actually an old welsh rugby song
its so gross and so funny. Sex Pistols rox. SID LIVES....Johnny has the kewlest voice mmmmm
johnny didnt sing this, he had already left the band
how embarrasing, PUNKieBrewster29...
mind you, I'm sure its just chance that glen sounds like jonny
This song is very fun! Sex Pistols are true punks along with Ramones and the Clash. Punk is an attitude. It's not about the clothes you wear although dressing punk is quite fun. It's about being yourself. Some "punks" act like total assholes to random people and that isn't the point.
i was nine when i first heard this(when it was out originally),thanks to older brother.didn't really understand it 'till i was about 12,then i pissed myself laughing.quality tune.
A Cover Song, About Masturbation.
I think the name, maybe, just gives it away. Was sang by Steve Jones.