Jilted John

HAHAHA this is succcchhhh a funnny song english accent and all

i can remember when my brother used to sing this all the way through, al the time- years ago! he cant remember the words anymore-neither can i......hate it when that happens...... its such a comical song! ohhhhhh, wish i cld remember it!..........

This is such a wicked song, i have two new albums wwith this on and its one of the most played songs on my CD player. I think its good when you want a laf, BIG IT UP to the 70's

Quality song! I love it!

I remember when i was younger my uncle used to play it and when the chorus would kick in he would shout my name or my sisters name over gordon. Needless to say we were gutted at the time, but i love this tune!

My mate stumbled across this, downloaded it onto his other friends phone and we blasted it in the first class carriage to London. Then the ticket inspector came. Good times.

Hah, good song.. god bless this punk album i have

I got this on the Teenage Kicks CD - full of 70's/80's punk. It's great.

But these aren't all the lyrics, are they?

Full Lyrics are as follows

Jilted John

I've being going out with a girl Her name is Julie But last night she said to me While we were watching telly

This is what she said………

She said "Listen John I love you But there's this bloke I fancy I don't want to two time you So it's the end for you and me

"Who's this bloke?" I asked her "Gordon" she replied "Not that poof!" I said dismayed "yes, but he's no poof" she cried "He's more of a man than you'll ever be"

Here we go --

I was so upset that I cried All the way to the chip shop When I came out there was Gordon Standing at the bus stop

And guess who was with him? Yeah Julie And they were both laughing at me

Oh she's cruel and heartless To pack me for Gordon Just because he's better looking than me Just because he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron

Here we go -- 2-3-4

Oh! She's a slag And he's a creep She's a tart He's very cheap She is a slut He thinks he's tough She's a bitch He is a poof

Yeah yeah - it's not fair Yeah yeah - it's not fair

I'm so upset I'm so upset I'm so upset

I ought to smash his face in Yeah - but he's bigger than me - ain't he I know I'll get my mate paddy to hit him He'd flatten him Yeah but Paddy's a mate of Gordon ain't he Ah well - I don't care Oh I don't care

I am outraged this only has 8 comments so far. The best song ever written by the best lyricist ever.