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Right Turn Clyde Lyrics
Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs ‘cause now you're going toupee
All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls
Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ‘em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone
All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs ‘cause now you're going toupee
All in all you're just another dick with no balls
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ‘em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone
All in all you're just another dick with no balls
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Song Info
Submitted by
x_melancholy_x On Apr 17, 2002
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song was taken off of first album issue because of a lawsuit filed by Pink Floyd due to the "all in all your just another dick with no balls" part which was taken from Another Brick in the Wall. Pink Floyd later dropped their suit and this track was put back on the album and released
the "right turn clyde" comes from a movie starring Clint Eastwood. clyde is an orangutang and whenever Clint said "right turn, clyde", the ape would throw up a right turn signal with his right arm and clothesline badguys.
the movie was "Every Which Way But Loose". old 70s flick.
the blood hound gang actually have some of the best lyrice for any band ive heard, they actually manage to convey all the emotions of hatred in the lyrics for this song and at the same time they make me laugh at their clever rhyms and ironic lines. their geniuses... this particular song is about the guy when he was a kid and got bullied by some bastard who beats his girlfriend etc, but now he has turned out on top. i think the pink floyd sample is cool too. i dont get "right turn clyde" though-what does that mean? is it an american thing?
"Times New Roman you know the type"
"Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool"
i think those are the 2 best lines in the song, they are so fucking clever!
A lot of rednecks are named Daryl. He's saying the guy's a redneck with two brothers named Daryl. Plus he beats his girlfriend so ya know...
Actually it's a reference to "The Newhart Show" which featured three hick brothers named Larry, Daryl, and Daryl. Larry would always introduce them as "Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl."
So you're basically right, he's saying the guy is a hick... he's just doing it in a very clever way.
This song owns.
"Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum"
Wouldn't that mean J.Pop is singing about someone he actually knows?
I'd say he might be mixing reference but was probably intending to send a message to some old "friend" of him.
Yes, I can officially say that I can sing all the words to this :D
I love this song so fucking much. Bloodhound Gang are rules, I hope they come out with some new material soon. Joeytheboy has nailed the meaning. Shows that fucking cornhole what he gets-ends up in jail and the other dude gets his woman.
The right turn clyde bit sounds like the end of another pink floyd song, can't think what the name is off the top of my head tho, something off The Wall.
It's similar to "Bring the Boys Back Home"
It's similar to "Bring the Boys Back Home"
This has always confused me.. What does the line "Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?" mean?
it's a reference to the newheart show. The character of Larry had two brothers, both named Daryl.
it's a reference to the newheart show. The character of Larry had two brothers, both named Daryl.