Whenever life gets you down…
Keeps you wearing a frown…
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you’re all out of hope…
Down at the end of your rope…
And nobody is there to thrown you a line
If you ever get so low
That you don’t know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
‘Cause I got the cure for all of my blues…
(All of his blues…)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelings like a sunshiny day…
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way

(Whistling)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay

Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelings like a sunshiny day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way
And everything is going my way
Oh Yeah…


Lyrics submitted by ramthar, edited by DavidNAckerman

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    what a funny ass song, who the hell are these guys, their great!

    mementoon March 21, 2002   Link
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    this is one funny ass song i think this one would top the marturbation song rock on davincis notebook!

    mr robotoon March 21, 2002   Link
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    yeah, it's even funnier hearing it. they sing it acapella in a barbershop quartet style, it's great stuff.

    ramtharon March 21, 2002   Link
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    i think i sharded myself from laughing so hard at this song...

    ThoughtLikeFlameson November 22, 2004   Link
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    homestar runner the balad of the sneak... seriously.

    katerxdaisyon April 13, 2005   Link
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    Something interesting about this song: it brought into question decency laws in Canada and if the song can be played on the air.

    A Calgary radio listener filed a complaint with the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council about the song's lyrics. Specifically: "I've got the cure for all of my blues / I take a look at my enormous penis / And my troubles start a-meltin' away."

    The listener's complaint that the song was obscene fell flat before the council's members, who said the item did not break its code of ethics.

    "The discussion of penis size is not in and of itself sufficiently unequivocally a sexual matter that it can be said to be in breach of the code," the council said.

    I would still hesitate before blaring it at work though.

    cabanastyleson December 05, 2007   Link

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