Happy Birthday Ralph

(All right, Ralph. Happy Birthday...ya freak.)
You're breaking hearts
And you're breaking guitars.
Today's your birthday
And you don't even know how old you are.
You're in love with every woman from Tyler.
You went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer.
You used to be fat, I think then i liked you best.
Now you're skinny, i'm chubby
And you make fun of my breasts.
I'm sorry that this may sound weird,
But you gotta so something about the food in your beard!
Happy Birthday Ralph!
I love you,
Even though you are fucking disgusting. (x2)
You can't wear your bike hat because of your hair.
Wherever you go, you break everything everywhere.
This year, fixed gear, now get on your way,
And shut off the stereo chorus
And the digital delay.
Some people, they think you're Rastafarian and they ask you for pot.
I think i like it.
I know i like it.
I like it a lot because, because it pisses you off.
So for your birthday,
I got you some Hawaiian Punch on tap.
(H.P.O.T.)
So now you can stop borrowing my stuff
And trying your new kung fu moves out on me.
Happy Birthday Ralph!
I love you,
Even though you are fucking disgusting. (x2)
You can't wear your bike hat because of your hair.
Wherever you go, you break everything everywhere.
This year, fixed gear, now get on your way,
And shut off the stereo chorus
And the digital delay.
Happy Birthday Ralph!
I love you,
Even though you have a beard.
Happy Birthday Ralph!
I love you,
Even though you are perverted and weird!
Happy Birthday Ralph!
I love you,
Even though you are fucking disgusting. (x2)
Happy Birthday Ralph!
I love you!!