Out in the garden there\'s a little white rabbit
Like Revlon torture for your clean little habits
As you wash your hair to keep it clean
You get to wonder why vosene\'s green
And forget about the silent animal screams
Out in the garden there\'s a little white dog
Shampoo in your eyes like a burning fog
But its tried and tested so you won\'t go blind
Animals killed for the good of mankind
For your shining hair so many have died
Out in the garden there\'s a little white cat
And you\'re catching cancer as you smoke that fag
\'When well they find the cure?\' you choke
When enough cats have died of smoke?
And they say that animals go for the throat
And the monkeys in the zoo they look so tame
In the name of science they removed their brains
To think that man evolved from this beast
Civilized savages down from the trees
The animals who run these laboratories
Like Revlon torture for your clean little habits
As you wash your hair to keep it clean
You get to wonder why vosene\'s green
And forget about the silent animal screams
Shampoo in your eyes like a burning fog
But its tried and tested so you won\'t go blind
Animals killed for the good of mankind
For your shining hair so many have died
And you\'re catching cancer as you smoke that fag
\'When well they find the cure?\' you choke
When enough cats have died of smoke?
And they say that animals go for the throat
In the name of science they removed their brains
To think that man evolved from this beast
Civilized savages down from the trees
The animals who run these laboratories
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Fuck yes, I love this song. I can't believe no one has commented it. It's genius.