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The Longest Pee

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The Longest Pee Lyrics

[Line of people talking]
"Hey man, let me in there first"
-"Go ahead man, take it easy"
"Thanks, I really gotta pee"

[Open door, close door]
[Unzip pants]
[Start pissin..........groaning....]
"Oh man"
[.....]
"Ohhh yeah"
[.....]
"Ahhhh"
[......Stop Briefly]
"Ahh"

[Start Pissing again..]
"Oh man"
[........]
"Oh man"
[...............]
"Oh Man"
[.......gets louder]
"OH MAN"
[..........and louder]
"OH MAN!!"
[............as loud as a hose]
"OH MAN!!! OH.."
[...........]
"Oh no!"
[........]
"Oh Man!"
[...............slows down]
"ahhh"
[Stops]
"Ahhhhhh...There ya go"

[Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]
"Oh! OH MAN!"
[..............]
"OH MY GOD!"

[Banging on the Door]
[Pissing slows down to dribble]
"I'll be out in a minute!"
[....dribbling...]
"oh..oh my"
[Stops]
"oh...Oh thank God"

[Zips up pants]
[Pisses in pants]
"Awwww MAN!"

[People laughing]
-"Hey man, you pissed in your pants"
"I know"
-"So did I"
"I guess that makes us piss pals"
[Horrible annoying laughter]
[Rasberry]

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spliphstar On Jan 04, 2002

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spliphstar

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2002-01-04 15:07:41

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by InMeFan

24y ago

LMAO ..I have that MP3..it seriously IS tooo funny...i love Adam Sandlers stuff..hes funny

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by reversedcurse

21y ago

i never thought that ne one would be able to write lyrics to this song. i tip my hat 2 splisphstar

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by MSK941

21y ago

i've done this quite a few times when im drunk...

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by Taboo420

17y ago

ROFL.

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