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Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Lyrics
Yea well I sing like an amputee though
Why?
Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune
(Lupus proceeds to laugh a little too hard at Jimmy Pop's stupid joke)
Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie
I've brought you a letter speedy delivery
Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do
Mr. Rogers I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. McFeelie shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman?
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do
You are my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Why?
Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune
(Lupus proceeds to laugh a little too hard at Jimmy Pop's stupid joke)
Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie
I've brought you a letter speedy delivery
Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do
Mr. Rogers I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. McFeelie shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman?
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do
You are my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Song Info
Submitted by
ojms On Apr 26, 2001
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Okay, now seriously. You guys know what this song means. No one knows you better than yourself.
c'mon, you people suck. This song is funny as hell
My radio name is gonna be Touchie McFeelie. hellhairyass!
best line: "why are you inside my house? you're just my fuckin' mailman?" y'know I've wondered that myself.
I always got freaked out when Mr. Rogers took off his shoes. I always hoped he would never take off his socks. haha!
I love this song, it's so hilariously. I laughed while listening to it even when I had no friends. I know that their is some truth behind Angry Sar's explanation but I think that's a coincidence and not what Jimmy Pop intended.
Are you Jimmy Pop?? Who wants to know... LOLOL
Wow... this is the first time anyone's ever taken my interps seriously. that made my day.
whats wrong with Captain Kangaroo?.
I'd say it's about Fred Rogers being a complete nutjob