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Everybody Knows The Claus Lyrics
Don't you smell the cookies he's bakin
Can't you see that belly, it's shakin'
Don't you take a cookie off that pan
You don't want to mess with this man
You've never seen this side of him before
You know he wont be knockin' at your door
Here comes Santa Claus
Doin' all those good things
Everybody knows the Claus
Here come Santa Claus
You know he's a big man
Don't mess with the boss
Ask Rudolph and he won't steer you wrong
Now, Santa wasn't this fat all along
Until he started cookin' one day
Now don't take that turkey away
You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knockin' at your door
Here comes Santa Claus
Doin' all those good things
Everybody knows the Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he's a big man
Don't mess with the boss
(bridge)
Ridin' down the air highway in his sleigh
Bringing all the presents for the next day
Don't forget the donuts
His cookies and his milk are his pride
Or anything that can be deep fried
Don't get me wrong now he's a nice guy
But you don't want to get on his bad side
You've never seen this side of him, you've never seen this side of...
Here comes Santa Claus
Doin' all those things
Everybody knows the Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he's a big man
Don't mess with the boss
Can't you see that belly, it's shakin'
Don't you take a cookie off that pan
You don't want to mess with this man
You know he wont be knockin' at your door
Doin' all those good things
Everybody knows the Claus
Here come Santa Claus
You know he's a big man
Don't mess with the boss
Now, Santa wasn't this fat all along
Until he started cookin' one day
Now don't take that turkey away
You know he won't be knockin' at your door
Doin' all those good things
Everybody knows the Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he's a big man
Don't mess with the boss
Ridin' down the air highway in his sleigh
Bringing all the presents for the next day
Don't forget the donuts
Or anything that can be deep fried
Don't get me wrong now he's a nice guy
But you don't want to get on his bad side
Doin' all those things
Everybody knows the Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he's a big man
Don't mess with the boss
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I know this is just a Christmas song, but why has nobody commented on it? This song is so hysterically genius! "Ask Rudolph and he won't steer you wrong. Santa wasn't fat all along. Until he started cooking one day, now don't you take that turkey away." :) lol Pure genius!