Purple Hills

<i>Note: This is a censored version of Purple Pills. It's the version played on the radio and on TV. It can also be found on the compilation album: Much Dance 2002.</i>
Chorus:
[Everyone]
I've been so many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares to these
Blue and yellow purple hills
I've climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice but who's countin?
But nothing compares to these
Blue and yellow purple hills
[Eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by six people and five I hit
Ah shit, I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick, and lost the foster kids
This room makes me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losin weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house doin mass amounts
To the women in the thongs with the asses out
We don't bullshit better ask around
D12 throws the bombest stash in town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Help me get her on the couch before she crashes out
[Kuniva]
Fuck that someone help Denaun
He's upstairs wrestlin with Elton John
[Kon Artis]
Hey Vahn, you see me steppin on your leprachaun?
[Kuniva]
It gotta be Tums, the Ex-lax is gone
[Kon Artis]
Yeah, I took em all dog with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
[Kuniva]
Nah, it's probably numb
Numb, dumb, and full of cum
And I think he bout to swallow his tongue
[Kon Artis]
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I'm bout to die when I just got on?
[Kuniva]
Well stop actin stupid
You're so high that you might wake up with a guy
on some new shit
[Kon Artis]
(Yeah) I think I did too much
(Uh-huh) I think I got the runs
Rol-aids, Pepto, and Tums
White child, here it comes
CHORUS
[Everyone]
Dirty dozen, eighty of us
Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Uh somethin somethin somethin
I dunno
[Proof]
Hop hills, hills I hop
Hopped two hills, on stilts I walk
Snorted two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was incredible I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away like a roller blade until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
Gonna go for broke, no okie doke
I'm packin my nose with soap
I must have broke the choke
Had an accident when the trojan broke
Ah, poor baby, born by whore lady
Now I'm payin child support (it's your baby!)
[Swifty]
I take four shots at one time
And I don't need a chase when I'm swallowin mine
(Hey, ya got any room?) In Bizzare's hatchback
We can't go far cause the car has flats
Why the hell you people think I rap?
Because my mother taught me how to breach contracts
And if you got cash, then hide it soon
I'm just tryin to get by like you
And I don't give a damn if you find me room
Mean, cruel, to hell with you too
I only need three bunts and I'm cool
I just got some and I'm goin back soon
CHORUS
[Bizzare]
I'm at a rave, Lookin at a babe
Like she want it
Gin and tonic, Demonic,
Body smell like vomit
Looney, crazy, chuby, sexy,
Dopey-headey guy
Whipped cream, dirty matresses,
wanna try?
Blue hills, golden seals,
Got Bizzarre actin ill
Drugs kill (yeah right)
Chick I'm for real
Shut yo mouth you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies please don't fight
Bizzare's here all night!
CHORUS
[Everyone]
Dirty dozen, eighty of us
Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Uh somethin somethin somethin
I dunno