I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit
cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
So I get off stage right
drop the mic
Walk up to theses hot chicks
and I'm all like
"What's up ladies,
my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead singer of D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Marshall
please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin',
all the hot babes
Throw their bras
and their shirt
and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me
because these
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons books
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
ah man whatever
I swear, I swear man
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to amuse the boss
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Eminem: Hey yo
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who is D12, how we get started
(but what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
did two and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start the group with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
[Chorus - Bizarre]
Man fuck this!
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow i know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the loos...
My Band [Repeated 9x]
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
Eminem:
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
im lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)
This song is sooooo good, I can't believe no one has commented on it. I love Bizarre's section, it cracks me up, the video is brilliant as well. It's true, not just with D12, but most bands are like this, they might say it isn't true, but its only the true fans that can ever remember anyone but the lead singer.
this song is hilarious..and true
I normally don't listen to rap but this song is so funny and the message is so true that you just have to like it.
this song is defiantly about mice,and they way the cats lick their lips b4 chasing after them....and it also reminds me of the little cheese squares layed out in traps for them...this is the most emotional song ive ever heard.it brings back memories of my cat who got eaten by my mouse wen it was trying to eat my mouse's cheese squares
I LOVE THIS SONG! hehe
"by chikabee on 04-17-2004 @ 12:02:58 PM
this song is defiantly about mice,and they way the cats lick their lips b4 chasing after them....and it also reminds me of the little cheese squares layed out in traps for them...this is the most emotional song ive ever heard.it brings back memories of my cat who got eaten by my mouse wen it was trying to eat my mouse's cheese squares"
Riiiiiiiigggghhhht.................... LOL...
MY SALSA!!! HEEE HEEE! I AM SUCH A SAD CASE
this song is just way too funny, everytime it starts playin im laughin the whole way thru, its just too much...lol....im lmao just thinkin bout it
I love that part in the video where he is dressed up as his groupies "I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock, Please Marshall please let me suck your cock", that shit cracks me up. While I think Devil's Night is the best song by D12, this is a close 2nd.
I'm glad you approve.