I'll see you at the Weighing-In,
When your life's sum-total's made.
And you set your wealth in Godly deeds
Against the sins you've laid.
And you place your final burden
On your hard-pressed next of kin:
Send the chamber-pot back down the line
To be filled up again.

And the hard-headed miracle worker
Who bathes his hands in blood,
Will welcome you to the final "nod"
And cover you with mud.
And he'll say, "You really should make the deal,"
As he offers round the hat.
"Well, you'd better lick two fingers clean
He'll thank you all for that."
As you slip on the greasy platform,
And you land upon your back,
You make a wish and you wipe your nose
Upon the railway track.
While the high-strung locomotive,
With furnace burning bright,
Lumbers on you wave goodbye
And the sparks fade into night.

And as you join the Good Ship Earth,
And you mingle with the dust,
You'd better leave your underpants
With someone you can trust.
And when the Old Man with the telescope
Cuts the final strand
You'd better lick two fingers clean,
Before you shake his hand.

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"Two Fingers" as written by Ian Anderson

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    General CommentThis song is one of Ian's many critiques against the church, especially the Catholic Church.

    "Weighing-in": Refers to our death and judgment.

    "Place your final burden on your hard-pressed next of kin": The Catholic practice of buying absolvances to get the dead from Purgetory into Heaven.

    "Send the chamber pot back down the line to be filled up again": Tithing and offerings, though the collection plate being a chamber pot shows just how Ian feels about this practice. ;)

    "Hard-headed miracle worker": A priest.

    "'You really should make the deal'": Comparing a priest's/pastor's attempts to get a person to join a church to a business deal.

    "You'd better lick two fingers clean": As the earlier person said, this is making the "pay up" gesture.

    The next few lines refer to a person dying, using imagery from Locomotive Breath.

    "You'd better leave your underpants with someone you can trust": Once again referring to Absolvances. This time telling you to make sure someone who will pay for them knows just how many you need.

    "And when the Old Man with the telescope cuts the final strand you'd better lick two fingers clean,
    before you shake his hand.": "Old Man with the telescope" is God, and "cuts the final strand" is death. It says that you have to pay up before you can meet God.
    Krendall2006on October 14, 2007   Link

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