"Egg Man" as written by Michael Louis Diamond, Adam Horovitz, Adam Nathaniel Yauch, John Robert King, Michael S. Simpson and Matt Dike....
Ah yeah
I looked out the window seen his bald head
Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
I loaded up the slingshot, let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check, correct, with my egg-gun
The egg, a symbol of life
I go inside your house and bust out your wife
I pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke
The trigger, I pulled his face, the yolk
Reached in his pocket, took all his cash
Left my man standing with the egg mustache
Suckers, they come a dime a dozen
"When I say dozen, you know what I'm talkin' about, boy"

Yeah, that's right, I'm the Egg Man, driving around
King of the town (yeah)
Always got my windows rolled down
Ready to throw
You know, I'm the Egg Man

Once upon a time
Egg Man

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall, then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window, three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman, he said, (blood clot)
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg
Riding the trains, in between cars
When I pull out the station, You're Gonna Get Yours
Drive-by eggings, plaguing LA
"Yo, you just got my little cousin, ese"
Sometimes hard-boiled, sometimes runny (Ray)
Comes from a chicken, not a bunny, dummy
People laugh, it's no joke
My name's "Yauch" and I'm throwing the yolk
"Now they got me in a cell," but I don't care
It was then that I got caught catching people out there

Up on the roof, in my car, up all night
I'm going through science like Dolemite
The Mack, who?
I'm the Egg Man, taxi driver?
I'm the Egg Man
Egg Man, Egg Man

We all dressed in black, we snuck up around the back
We began to attack, the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I Am, down with the program
Green Eggs and Ham, Yosemite Sam
Come Halloween, you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker, "k-pap"
You made the mistake and judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
Woke up in the morning, peculiar feeling
Looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Family, punk rocks, the businessman
I'll dog everybody with the egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead, here's a towel, now wipe

Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man
Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man
Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man
Egg Man


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"Egg Man" as written by Adam Nathaniel Yauch Adam Horovitz

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  • +2
    General Commenti think this song has a deeper meaning to it. it's showing how ridiculous violence and discrimmination is, thus 'You made the mistake you judge a man by his race, You go through life with egg on your face.'
    green_monkeyon May 19, 2004   Link
  • +2
    General CommentThis song has some great intercut samples that complete the lyrics' rhymes. In addition to the Public enemy samples, there's:

    Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
    Hit the Rastaman he said *Good...God!*
    (I'm pretty sure that's what the Rastaman said; I think it may be a sample from Steven Seagal's "Marked for Death.")

    And this sample in which a spoken line almost exactly matches the meter of the rhyme:

    Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
    *Yo they just got my little cousin ese*
    (perhaps from "Colors")
    Black Dahliaon November 03, 2004   Link
  • +2
    General CommentOne of my favorite songs off of my favorite Beasties album. THIS is how you sample.
    sweetnlow866on June 11, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General Commentthis song's the fuckin shit....

    :cheers:
    ALYSON1979on April 01, 2003   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI like that they even throw in an obscure self-reference to their early hardcore days (the whole "we were dressed in black/we snuck up around the back..." part is almost word-for-word from a song from the first EP called "Egg Raid On Mojo").
    destroyalltacoson November 23, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentNot like the crack that you put in a pipe
    But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
    robopatroloon November 04, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commentit sounds more like "punk rock" to me rather than "puck rocks"

    The trigger I pulled, his face -- the yoke
    ^-- best rap line ever!
    animalawareon January 10, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General CommentWow. I should have looked up Egg Man first. Lot's of comments from real Beastie fans here! This song documents the Beasties' public attacks on random people using eggs instead of bullets. I think they use to do this before they were famous. And, yes, a few of the lyrics were lifted from Egg Raid On Mojo. An early song from their punk days. Originally on Polly Wog Stew, now available on Some Old Bullshit.

    Also, You're Gonna Get Yours is the first song on the first Public Enemy album called Yo! Bum Rush The Show. If you love Paul's Boutique, you MUST hear it. The first PE album was the inspiration for Paul's Boutique.
    kanoe13on June 22, 2012   Link

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