I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at all the shows

I don't even think about Speed
That's something I just don't need

I've got the straight edge

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and smoke dope
Cause I know I can cope
Laugh at the thought of eating ludes
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna keep in touch
Never want to use a crutch

I've got the straight edge


Lyrics submitted by AtomicGarden, edited by aflycon

Straight Edge Lyrics as written by Mike Burkett

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    I don't think they were making fun of it. I think it was one of Fat Mike's (or Hefe, whoever wrote the song) strange ideas to make something completely stupid just because he can. The song is done in a Louis Armstrong imitation, which leads me to believe it's a kind of inside joke or just a stupid concept of randomness.

    soy doobyon June 06, 2003   Link

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