I think much like another song “Anti-Matter” (that's also on the same album as this song), this one is also is inspired by a horrifying van crash the band experienced on Nov 3, 2022. This, much like the other track, sounds like it's an extension what they shared while huddled in the wreckage, as they helped frontman Garrett Russell stem the bleeding from his head wound while he was under the temporary effects of a concussion. The track speaks of where the mind goes at the most desperate & desolate of times, when it just about slips away to all but disconnect itself, and the aftermath.
There's this girl I don't know
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom
Then I will stay out of trouble
She'll change every year
Even pretty without beer
She doesn't care about my hair
My car, my tiny pee-pee
In the mirror
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
Comes one time a year
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year
[Chorus]
She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
Going to my head (to my head)
I'm going to make this milky clear
(You're my) Playmate of the Year
Hello, how are you?
It's great to see you, too
Let's grab a sock
It's time to rock
And afterwords
You never want to talk
We always agree
Who's in charge here is me
We never fight
You know I'm right
It's always straight between you and me
Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle
Everyone can hear her say
That I was the best that she's ever had
She could be my Playmate
And she could call me Dad
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
She comes one time a year
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year
[Chorus]
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year
[Chorus]
She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
Going to my head (to my head)
I'm going to make this milky clear
(You're my) Playmate of the Year
Playmate of the Year
Playmate of the Year
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom
Then I will stay out of trouble
She'll change every year
Even pretty without beer
She doesn't care about my hair
My car, my tiny pee-pee
In the mirror
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
Comes one time a year
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year
[Chorus]
She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
Going to my head (to my head)
I'm going to make this milky clear
(You're my) Playmate of the Year
Hello, how are you?
It's great to see you, too
Let's grab a sock
It's time to rock
And afterwords
You never want to talk
We always agree
Who's in charge here is me
We never fight
You know I'm right
It's always straight between you and me
Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle
Everyone can hear her say
That I was the best that she's ever had
She could be my Playmate
And she could call me Dad
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
She comes one time a year
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year
[Chorus]
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year
[Chorus]
She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
Going to my head (to my head)
I'm going to make this milky clear
(You're my) Playmate of the Year
Playmate of the Year
Playmate of the Year
Lyrics submitted by sugarsweete122
Playmate of the Year Lyrics as written by Ali Tabatabaee Osmu
Lyrics © Bluewater Music Corp.
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i can't resist turning this up and singing. it's so fun and loud and great, even if it is about jerking off, i love it