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Everything Is Better With a Bag of Weed Lyrics
Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: Here you go, you're all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.
One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Oh, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: Have a go, Brian!
Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool."
Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof stoo gee nay foo tool."
Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear.
All: HEY!
'Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And one, two!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You can try and fight but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
(break)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
And one, two, three, four, And a five, and a six, and a seven! HO!!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed,
Because everything is better with a bag,
of,
weed!
Oh ev'rything is better with a bag of weed!!
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
To keep us worry free.
One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
'Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And one, two!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You can try and fight but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
And one, two, three, four, And a five, and a six, and a seven! HO!!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed,
Because everything is better with a bag,
of,
weed!
Oh ev'rything is better with a bag of weed!!
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