At My Funeral

If you got a call that,
If you got a call that my car crashed
If the doctor, she told you,
She told you it looks bad
Said I wasn't gonna make it
Picture how you're gonna take it
If I'm out of your sight, am I out of your mind?
Finally feel sweet relief if you knew that I died
And I know it sounds crazy, 'cause I'm still alive
But I play it out every night
In loving memory
The pews are empty
Nobody shows up
Nobody's choked up
No tear-soaked tissues
When they don't miss you
But the church, it sure looks beautiful
At my funeral (ah)
At my funeral (ah ah ah)
How long would it take them?
How long 'til they find a replacement?
Would I find out that they faked it?
Would I find out that they lied if I wasn't alive?
If I'm out of their sight, am I out of their mind?
Bet they'd be so relieved if they knew that I died
And I know it sounds crazy, but what if they don't cry?
I play it out every night
In loving memory
The pews are empty
Nobody shows up
Nobody's choked up
No tear-soaked tissues
When they don't miss you
But the church, it sure looks beautiful
At my funeral (ah)
At my funeral (ah ah ah)
At my funeral (ah)
At my funeral (ah ah ah)
In loving memory
The pews are empty
Nobody shows up
Nobody's choked up
No tear-soaked tissues
When they don't miss you
But the church, it sure looks beautiful
At my funeral (ah)
At my funeral (ah ah ah)
At my funeral (ah)
At my funeral (ah ah ah)