Plastic Man

Well, he specializes in talkin' trash.
Carries himself like the world's biggest spender,
But he ain't never got no cash.
The clothes he wears are second to none.
He's a jack of all trades and a master of none.
Agrees with everything he knows nothin' about,
So he doesn't feel left out.
Secondary, all the things in his life he really wants.
Being in is his thing, so he's got to keep up his front.
Plastic Man. (Whoo, hoo, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh.)
Tryin' to get over any way he can.
Plastic Man. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.)
Tryin' to get over any way he can.
Let me tell you about him.
He's a...He's a...He's a self-preservationist, yes he is.
Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah.
And a super conversationalist, yes he is.
Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, he always borrows, never lends.
He says, "Get off me, man! I'm with him, let me in!"
Says he willing to stick through thick and thin.
But when the chips go down, people, find him if you can.
(Plastic Man) Claim to fame, he has none.
Friends in this world, maybe one.
He hates being just another face in the crowd
Giving another brother five and talkin' loud.
Plastic Man.
Tryin' to get over any way he can.
Plastic Man.
Tryin' to get over any way he can.
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh.
I guess you know he does a little, uh, dippin' and dabbin'
In a game they call backstabbin'.
(Plastic Man) You better stop your fantasizin'
And start, buh-buh-boom-boom, realizin' that black is black
And white is white,
Wrong is wrong, hey, and right is right.
Plastic Man. (Whoo, hoo, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh.)
Tryin' to get over any way he can.
Plastic Man. (Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh.)
Tryin' to get over any way he can.
Plastic Man. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.)
Tryin' to get over any way he can.
Plastic Man.
Tryin' to get over any way he can.